If we get elected, we will not do any launch, khatmuhurta


- Agdam Bagdam-Baba Adam

- If it is good, on the day when the project map is prepared, we will cut the ribbon and announce the implementation of the project

Netaji boldly announced a new election promise: If we are elected, we will not delay any launch. We don't want projects to be delayed and delayed for the sake of launch.

Along with this, there was an uproar across the country. Netaji's party immediately passed a resolution that from now on, if all the projects are good, then on the day when the plan is made, the plan is worshiped, the bundle of the map is tied with a ribbon and cut with Netaji's hand, the project will be considered as started.

However, this announcement created a new wave. Several Mandap contractors have suggested that what do we do with the stock of sofas, chairs, rugs that we have accumulated over ten years of event culture? It will be our turn to sell the house and live in our own tent.

The Caterers Co-Odination Committee has knocked it down. It is only during such big events that our imagination gets free rein in making bills of 500 rupees to 1500 rupees. If these ceremonies do not take place, consider how much other food besides actual food will be stopped.

The National Flower Decoration Association threw thousands of tons of flowers on the road. Now if a stage is not to be decorated with flowers, no big hartoras are to be given to the dignitaries on the stage, no dignitaries coming on a big occasion are to be greeted by two-four dozen local VVIPAs while picking them up at the airport, then only for the hartoras of weddings and functions, we have to spend so much. No need for flowers.

The Anchors group posted a collective resignation post on social media. During such ceremonies, we people used to find and search for so many adjectives that the dignitaries on the stage could not think of for themselves in seven births.

A few days after the mass outcry, Netaji declared in public with a smile, 'It is good to know that election promises are still taken so seriously in our country. After this test case, now we will make many election promises with new zeal. '

Lol... There was a rejoicing across the country as it was assured that the election promises would not stop and thus the election itself would be just an event.

Adam's crotch

The original kings were only interested in the throne, the modern kings have a strong interest in the throne as well as the Takti. This is called development!

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