What is the language that cares for the language?

Unburdened Fun - Akshay Antani

Zawerchand Medhani brought the story of the outlaw Jogidas Khuman to Gujarati homes, but today it is not the outlaw like Kaka, but the outlaw Jogingdas who is seen running on the jogging track. Jogidas Khuman races horses and all these Jogingdas race themselves.

Went to the jogging park and saw a new sport. Pathukaka was running and shouting in between. I asked, 'Uncle, what are you doing?' 'Froging along with jogging, frogging,' said uncle panting. To maintain the body fitness (fitness) even having to kill? Let's fight to stay fit and the leaders will fight here and there for seat, right?'

I laughed and said, 'I really liked the word 'fitta' that you dipped in Gujarati syrup out of your whole talk. Uncle said, 'Jo rakkhe fitta wo kabhi nahi meeta.'

Uncle and I went home from the jogging-park. I went and said to my aunt, 'Do you know that uncle is frogging?' Aunty said with a sneer, 'Like our 'ancestors', a man becomes 'Ajedda' (Gharda) but don't forget Gulant. Even though your uncle is 'aged', there is no 'seriousness' in him, he keeps on exhibiting 'idiocy' from time to time.' Uncle Tadukya heard this, 'See? The bitterness of your uncle's tongue is bitter.'

Hearing this dialogue of uncle and aunt made my heart flutter that blind imitators of English are babbling in English, but there are few Gujaratis who use English words with a gujarati accent. From that you get to enjoy the mixture of words 'fitness', 'seriousness' and 'idiocy'?

The aunt said to the uncle, 'Why are you turning your head by doing such a 'toku' in the early morning hours? Are you equally good at 'talking' or not?' Pathukaka Tadukya, 'O God, I spent my whole life knocking you, but your constant ringing in my ears did not stop.' Aunt says, "Tokta" means you don't know how to talk like that. Put your urine in the washing machine and it will be 'brain washing'...'

My and uncle's luck changed and we wandered to neighboring countries like Pakistan. By combining two flats, the family of four brothers of the joint family lived in it, but there were quarrels and quarrels over small things. Even in that, the perennial property dispute continues. Even today in the morning, the uproar started over the issue of property distribution. Hearing the commotion (Ho) Balakaki said, 'There is so much money, yet one cannot drink 'proper-tea' (tea) calmly in the morning.

Aksir oil for joint pain was advertised on TV. Uncle said, 'In a joint family we have to bear joint pain forever?' 'It's called, under-wear,' replied the uncle, cracking up. Under-wear that can't be seen by outsiders is something of a family robbery, you know?' I asked again, 'Not only between brothers but also between VIP leaders of different parties, is there internal vendetta? What is it called?'

Uncle didn't say anything, but (ho) balakaki spoke up, 'Hi, hi... How bad would it feel if we spoke outside under-wear? That's why I know what to say to the house where there is hatred inside? warehouse.'

When it was time for the uncle's native breakfast, he told the aunt, 'Now give me yesterday's tadhi rotli with tea! Joje, book rotli and give it.' I asked 'do you have to book roti in your house like railway ticket?' Uncle laughed and said, 'Hey, no brother, book means book, right? He said that if you book, you will give bread and ghee.

Aunty said, 'We had Gujaratis who were 'shuttled' to London last week to sit there. When we sat down to eat, I asked them, "Sister, should I give you fulka?" Then the sisters said, give me 'hafka' (half bread) not 'fulka', now my diet-eating is going on. Speak!'

I said, 'Many people turn to Google when translation is not enough. Then this Google-e-Azam translation should be read or he has translated it or Dahi's Chashantar? In the social media, the list of deceased donors published in the program of a congregation, Googled the name of the original English note in Gujarati and got angry. Late Mahasukh Rai, late Jakhubhai, late Parabhuram, late Chelshankarbhai... reading this, I thought that these donors were late in donating or what? While digging, when he called the secretary of the association, he revealed that the list was printed in English in the souvenir. Therefore, before the name of the late donors, late means late... late... was written, so it was translated late... late. Hearing this came to my mind-

Let's say late

Translated like this

Greater language distance

There are not many or few.

Adding melody to my speech, Pathukaka also whispered Panchalai-

Translated into mixed languages

The greater the language distance

So keep it

safe distance.

I told my uncle, 'Just now it was an invitation card for a program of our citizens. It was originally in Gujarati. But in order to reach everyone through social media, there was a scandal that Google was placed with English translation. In the list of invited dignitaries it was written Janardan Elephant, Dhanubhai Horse, Babulal Bug, Makarand Mosquito etc... Now people who were not aware of the names of the townspeople asked, to which they got the answer that it was their surname, Janardan Elephant, Dhanubhai Horse, Babulal Mankd (Great Vinu Mankad) and the nectar mosquito. Got it now?'

At the time when the earthquake hit Kutch, he read the headline in the local newspaper of that side and went into a daze. The headline was: 'Government to provide tents to earthquake victims.' It occurred to the mind, the government will give tents to people who have become homeless to sit and perform bhajan in the open? But reading the news, it came to know that they will give tents and not tents. But in today's Google-e-Azam Raj, tiger-market for share-market, hardware for Hardwar, Indian police for US's Indiana-police, ladies-finger market for bhindi bazaar, jare kagada curry piva... just one word for Pankit. - Do not feel shocked if you get to read. Samgnewale Samg Gaye Hai Na Samghe Wo Elastic (A-Nadi) Hai...

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'Morning Law College' is written on the board above the entrance of the college and its Hindi translation is written below: 'Morning Vidhi Mahavidyalaya'.