Avoid profanity and burn heated arguments

- Unencumbered joy-inexhaustible antani

'Avoid the drudgery of everyday life, find leisure and take a vacation... Say, what do you have to say Pathukaka?' As soon as he heard my question, my uncle, who had a habit of giving crooked answers, said, 'Brother, if Diwali vacation comes or summer vacation comes, what is the colloquial term for vacation period, do you know? Take the groom-to-be on vacation and have a fun vacation, right? Now avoid taking son-in-law on a vacation for any reason because it's exhausting. If you're lucky enough to spend your entire vacation with the bride, vacation-period is a very fitting word, right?'

I said to Pathukaka, '(Ho) Balakaki's hometown may be Jam Khambhaliya, but he grew up in Surat? So, Surat, which is considered the headquarters of Garal, must have found Garal in the throat?'

Pathukaka nodded his head and said, 'You're right, your aunt used to talk about vegetarianism in small talk and then say it back but it's true that the ghari of our Surat is sweet and the dialect of our 'Hurat' is also a joke.'

I told my uncle, 'That's why there was no radio station in Surat, because as soon as you turn on the radio, what if A-Galvani starts flowing instead of Akashvani?'

Pathukaka said, 'Decades ago there was a big Gaja leader in Kutch. At the time of the election, a huge crowd gathers to listen to his 'smudgeoning' speeches. If he uses ambiguous language, sometimes he speaks in such a manner that the listeners are shocked. I remember once that Nagarbandhu Netaji stood up to speak in an election public meeting. Starting from the first sentence, he said that so-and-so leader's mane... Dhinkana's leader's mane...hearing this, the audience shouted that why are you insulting all these leaders? So immediately the orator continued that the belief of such and such leader... the belief of Dhinkana leader... the belief of Poonchada leader... People believe the words of all the leaders, but do not believe my words....'

I said to uncle, 'You and aunty stop swearing now, ho! Prime Minister Narendra Modi recently in a public meeting in Nashik called everyone and especially the youth not to use abusive language, do you know?'

Uncle said, 'We will be 100% careful in speaking, but many people have the habit of swearing without reason, who will stop them? Just as children are clothed in diapers, only a few diapers are placed on the mouths of the slanderers?'

As soon as the uncle finished the sentence, not a Saurashtra male but a Saurashtra female, came up with a snort like a Saurashtra female.

Pathukaka said, 'I was not sleeping, I was awake...'

As soon as aunt heard this, she kicked the loose spoon...

I said to my uncle, 'We have a lot going on there, but you know what? In Germany, if you insult someone, you have to count the bars of the prison.' Uncle said, 'It is good. We don't have such a law there, otherwise we would have to build big jails in Surat side and put a plank on it.

I said, 'Uncle, I recently saw a strange ad posted on social media saying that we will be teaching new and original vegetarian recipes online. 100 only thousand rupees.'

Kaka said, 'I think when the elections are near, those rabble-rousers will have a real blast, the leaders of different parties will learn new jokes and make fun of the opposition in public meetings. There is something to be done, just a little bit to be done?'

I heard my uncle's words and said, 'Such leaders who are slanderers are destined not to have Kalasarpa yoga, but to have Kalasarpa yoga, do you understand?'

I said, 'The head of our country himself says that the slander used against him by the opposition is a boon for him.'

Pathukaka said, 'Is it true? What was the result of the leader of the party, Oli, the oldest and the most exhausted party, saying death was the death knell, seeing? From being a merchant of death, Namo became a merchant of opinion!'

Uncle Navara and I were sitting discussing the scandal when the watchman of the house came and told uncle to remove your car parked near the drain outside the house, the repairmen have come to clean the drain.

My uncle and I went down the steps to remove the car parked near the drain, but the car like Khakhard Pancham would not start at all. The distraught uncle angrily drives the car and scolds, 'Tari to ma... Gadhni (donkey) does a lot of drama? If you don't come straight to me then look... I will break the bones...' I said yes... yes... yes... trying to convince my uncle, 'This is a truck not a car, do you understand? Where to get your car? Get down, let's push the cart and set it on fire with the drain.'

Then I, uncle and one or two laborers pushed and moved the car. Parsev dismissed the reformation suit for the cleaning of the contaminated Kaka Nala, saying, 'What was the need to move my car to clean the canal?'

Mukadam said, 'Uncle, do you want a place to throw out the waste that we remove while cleaning this canal?'

I immediately said to my uncle, 'Now do you understand what your mouth and canal have in common? Your mouth also spits out and a dirty drain also spits out. That's why I have to say that-

Leaders even each other

spend,

Even in fear of losing

Before the water, build the embankment,

But the people are happy

If it happens

Just avoid this nonsense.'

end-speech

Follow religion

Avoid unrighteousness

Contribution to Supratra

Curse evil

Before coming out

Burn the waste.