The mouse heard the meow meow of Billy, the leader heard the name of Dilli

- Unencumbered joy-inexhaustible antani

- The talk of the jungle of politics is fair. Everyone loves power and only the people have lost in the tyranny of power-killers

Ladi kare latka, khe-ladi mare patka and cat bharre batka. When Ladi moves horizontally and B-Ladi lands horizontally, the whole person screams. Ladi watke to le na de sakh and bi-ladi watke to mare nakh. Instead of a cat, no one will pay attention to seven houses, and instead of one house to a lady, it will attract everyone's attention.

I reached Pathukaka's house, disbanding Ladi and Bi-Ladi. I saw that uncle was pasting the pictures of cats brought by color xerox all over the house on the wall. When the work of pasting the pictures of black, gray and light brown cats was completed, I asked, 'Uncle, what are you doing? Why are the cat photos pasted?' Pathukaka said, 'Do you know? The principle of non-violence and non-violence is at the foundation of our religion, so the rat is very annoying, but we cannot kill it. Chaturmas also happens in it, so this recipe has been tried so that the rats run away from the photo of the cat. A man is afraid of a bill and a rat of a cat.'

Seeing this cleverness of uncle, I said, 'Looking at your cleverness, Chaturmas should be called Chatur-mas. OK, but give me an answer that why is the picture of (ho) Balakaki standing with Velanastra in her hand pasted over the door?' Uncle laughed and said, 'Morning, afternoon, evening salesmen, old clothes-clothes and blind neighbors have put a scary photo of your aunt in order not to ring the bell. Do you know what the father of Pakistan (and Pakistan's blood drinker) has written in fine letters below the photo? Kakistan.'

I asked my uncle with a smile, 'Do you believe that after seeing pictures of cats as a warning to repel rats, the rats will not come?' Uncle said, 'Does the rat come knowingly or not but with satisfaction in our mind or warning? Otherwise, there are warning boards placed on the highways like drive slowly, dangerous curve ahead, mishap se der bhala... etc. But even after reading this, who obeys it?'

I said softly, 'Uncle, I have avoided an accident by following one highway instruction in life. What instruction, know? Tragedy Se Der Bhali... Don't get married too late to avoid tragedy.'

Pathukaka said, 'It happened to me that I left home to see the bride when I was living in a ghost house in Rajkot. Still crossing the street, the cat landed horizontally. Then the girl you chose is your childhood aunt. So I don't believe in omens and omens, but this is how co-incidence sometimes happens.' After hearing uncle finish the sentence, aunt cried from a distance, 'The cat fell on you and bad omens befell me. Would it have been written in my destiny to make out with the ghost in the haunted house?' Uncle said in a mood of fun reciting the rhyme:

'The cat got down

This ladi was found in it,

Now let's eat Dutch

The carriage of our world.'

I said to my uncle, 'You put pictures of cats in the house to ward off mice, but amid the changing politics, the party poster that used to show a tiger has started to look like a picture of a cat instead. I'm talking about the party, understand?'

Uncle said, 'There is no party to talk about now. All kinds of parties have been mixed up, so I call it a cocktail party. No matter what photos are kept in the posters? That's why I say-

Put it in the posters

photos of lion-tiger,

But the public laughs

Seeing the scene.'

Pathukaka listened to Bhagambhag and said, 'Your aunt and I came home after watching the movie in the last show last night. As he entered the society, a meow... meow... meow sound was heard. We looked around, but there was no cat to be seen. A night watchman came there and asked where is the cat?' The watchman said, "Uncle, it's not a cat, it's a cat's voice that I have recorded in my mobile to drive away mice." If the whole night goes on, the mice get scared and run away. Tell me what an idea you tried!' Hearing this, Pathukaka again uttered a rhyme that-

'Heard the mouse

Meow Meow Cat's,

The leader listened

Name of Delhi.'

I said, 'Uncle, do you remember? How many years ago was there a cough medicine ad on television? A tiger habitually goes to croak, but instead of croaking because of a bad throat, his masi (tiger's masi) cat meows... meows, so the poor tiger is embarrassed!'

Cutting me off, my uncle said, 'Elections are approaching, so in the jungle of politics, these opponents try to get together and crack a chorus, but instead of crackling from their throats, they meow instead of meowing... It won't be surprising if they meow, right?'

I said, 'The talk of the forest of politics is true, everyone loves power and only the people have lost in the violence of the power destroyers.'

Pathukaka said, 'This is not politics, but it is called the itching to get the throne, but this is how it goes! Have you ever seen a kitten go potty? The cat who believes in the most cleanliness later covers it with dust after laying waste, in the same way that the leaders themselves cover up the dirt they have done when the elections are near or the party members cover up the party. Aren't these people who don't understand the trick of covering up dirt stupid? Even if the leader sings - yara sili sili... but people don't understand that this is yara billy... billy, yara dilly... dilly...'

end-speech

Q: The plural of Kate?

A: Dupli-cat.

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Q. Let's talk about the mind of the cat, what is it called in short?

A: Mini-ki-baat.