A celebration in monkeys as Darwin's fork falls out

- Agdam Bagdam-Baba Adam

- Generations of our generations have died sighing at the appearance of men

Sanshyatma went to a group of monkeys and said with a sad face, 'It is with regret that NCERT has removed the entire lesson of Darwin's theory of evolution from the school textbook that man descended from monkeys.'

'Hey, really?' A couple of monkeys chirped. Two monkeys came running and pounced on Samshyatma. Sanshyatma fell to the ground, overwhelmed by this unexpected attack, and a group of monkeys began to dance around him. Fluttered skepticism spoke up. 'I have heard that in the jungles of Africa the tribes dance around a human being in this way before they offer it.'

Immediately a monkey leapt at the satak deta in doubt. 'He thought so badly of us? Well, for the same reason we were ashamed that you humans are descended from us. Dfool, you have brought us happy news. The taint of those dawan scoundrels has been removed from our species for centuries generations of us have died sighing at the appearance of your men or oh... this jamaat has descended from us. Now the souls of our ancestors will rest in peace.'

Amazed, the skeptic forgot his pain. 'Hey? We have the leaders inserting the lessons of their choice into the school textbooks. If we talk about the efforts of our writers to insert their stories into the textbooks of poetry schools, you will all fall down the gallows. And you people are celebrating that your mention has been removed from the schoolbook?'

One of the monkeys said, 'Do you know how many laughs we are constantly getting in our entire animal community because of that idle Davnia. Now we will tell all the crows and jackals that mankind has also abandoned Dawn.'

'There is a correction, the whole human race has not dropped. This is the decision of our special sirs rather than the entire human race sitting in Delhi.'

A monkey's ears flashed, 'People sitting in Delhi? More special than man? So you're not talking about your own leaders, are you?'

Samshyatma's tongue slipped, 'Yes. Just as you jump from one branch to another, those leaders who jump from one party to another and also jump from one issue to another.'

This time, the monkeys, who were still laughing, completely beat the doubt.

Adam's crotch

Evolution is still going on, man came from monkey, now man is going back to being sheep.