The new style of elopement wedding this marriage season, groom-run
- Agdam Bagdam-Baba Adam
- Slogans will be chanted in wedding halls, brides should be careful
In the traffic of Mumbai, the groom-horse, groom-camel or bridegroom-ox cannot be taken out, so Nupur, who has now become the legal tenth planet aka son-in-law for Aamir Khan, reached the wedding venue by running an eight km marathon to get married. If celebrities' grandchildren-daughter-in-law-son-in-law-in-law, drivers-gardeners etc. can become pioneers of new fashion in public Janardan, then what is wrong with the poor sons-in-law? Aamir's Vewaipaksha's Chiranjeevi's run is one to embrace not only the wedding-loving Murtias and Kodili girls but also the Sajanmajs who dress up to throw Paneer Sabji and Gulab Jambu at their weddings.
What are the benefits of this new practice? In society, running away and getting married is still considered a bit low. But, then the marriages will become normal and it will be possible to write proudly in the kankotharis that if our Kumar has to run to the bus standing 100 meters away from the gate of the Godhuli Tane building, then we invite you all family friends to join him on the way to the wedding. is
Even so, in marriage, the bride gets ready from the beauty parlour, and the groom's friends finally spend an hour in the dance ceremony near the wadi and this running will be more fun than sitting and yawning or taking selfies until the dinner starts. It is possible that the entire definition of a marriage outfit will change. Instead of a special suit for the groom, there will also be advertisements for special track suits for marriages.
After the Yajnaopavit ceremony, the bride and groom can be asked to run to the reception stage or to the food place or to the house, just like the brothers-in-law rush to the mother after the marriage ceremony. There is no need to make any condition that the one who gets ahead of the bride or the groom will walk in the house, because even then, everyone knows who is going to walk in the house for the rest of their lives. If this practice is started, the wedding halls will be resounding with chants of 'bride run caution' at the very last minute.
The whole society has already joined in the race of caste banter like lavish party plot, thousands of rupees shows, pre-wedding shootings etc. then what is the problem in adopting the ritual race as a wedding custom?
Adam's crotch
The most exciting race in weddings is the 10 meter race after the buffet counters start
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