Prepare a tunnel, not a resort for MLAs after elections

- Agdam Bagdam-Baba Adam

- Shift the capital to a resort. There is comfort in both the places but the air is better than Delhi

'Hush, the rescue operation is over.' Netaji drew applause in Delhi.

The officer says, 'Yes sir, the whole country is happy. 41 workers came out in droves.'

The leader said, 'Even being in the government, we have to worry about the common workers. Is this the same day? And you don't see political workers like me? We labored for decades to reach the throne. The public does not appreciate it, but how can a public servant like you appreciate it?'

The officer choked. 'Sir, let go. People are so forgetful that they have completely forgotten that you are their servants and we are their servants. We have to remember to do our job.'

The leader held the officer's hand and said, 'You have stolen my heart. What event should we do to make this tunnel episode memorable, say.'

The officer says, scared, 'A ticket to the Lok Sabha somewhere for a laborer or someone from the rescue team?'

Again the leader scolded. 'Hey man, you know there are 400 people in the field for one ticket. I will cut someone's ticket and the remaining 399 people are eager to finish me in that tunnel.'

'Sir, used in assembly elections?'

'Oh good man, the polls are down too.'

'Sir, we all know that whatever the election results in the assemblies, real governments are formed in resorts.'

The leader sighed. 'If I can, I will shift the country's capital to a good resort in a good place to eat air. Eshowaram is to live both in Delhi and there, but the air there is cleaner than Delhi.'

'Sir, but the advantage of this is to keep the MLAs in the tunnel. Those poor workers are trying to save their 70 generations. Today's MLAs get disgruntled if they are not made a minister even after taking the pacchi-paccha khokha. He will not be rescued from the tunnel if he does not give an assurance that he will never seek ministership.'

The minister bathed the officer. 'That's it, let's continue to rescue our democracy by forming governments in this way.'

Adam's crotch

Bhakti is also a tunnel. Good personalities are so trapped there that they cannot get out