In the government garba, the best dance according to the tune will be awarded


- Agdam Bagdam-Baba Adam

- Akshay Kumar-Kangana Ranaut Best Manjeeravadak: Best Entry in Ground award goes to Congress

The announcement was made at the government Garba festival.

'It's time for breakfast. All the players, musicians, audience and even the chair setters arrive for breakfast.'

A sportsman originally from Congress protested. We were promised that if you come to our government mandap, we will feed you 32 vegetables and 33 dishes every day. Now you settle with just 40 grams of breakfast, it will not work.'

A native BJP worker standing next to him elbowed him. 'Bhai, the only people who eat here are so scared that 40 grams is 4-4 grams. Besides, there are some in this ground who have been arranging chairs and playing on the stage for decades, they have not yet had a stroke of luck. Congressmen like you cry for 40 grams.

Before the Congressman could speak, the announcement was made. 'Vikram..Vikram..Vikram...a new record of eating all the snacks in just 1.78 seconds has been broken today. Congratulations to all the breakfast lovers.'

'Hey, did you miss breakfast in the meantime?' Some of the sportsmen and musicians were giddy and fell down while muttering like this. There was a new announcement. Now we start announcing the prizes. '

Again the eyes of a native Congressman widened. 'What's the matter? Reward for skipping breakfast quickly? Had I known this, I would have eaten seven plates instead of four.'

Another BJP beat him. 'Lya, we don't have any prizes for the fastest or the most breakfast there, because everything is highly controlled from the very top level. It is allowed to eat as much as possible. '

While this discussion was going on, the announcement of prizes started.

The award for best manjeera player goes jointly to brother Akshaybhai Kumar and sister Kangana Ranaut. '

Several police officers present at the ground sighed. 'Look, let's play a cool manjira and let such actors take the prize.'

The second prize was announced. The award for the best entry in the ground goes to Mr. Asal Congress. This announcement was applauded by other original Congressmen. BJP workers breathed a sigh of relief.

'Prize for best dancing to government tune...' the announcer stopped after saying this. CBI, Income Tax, some police officers present in the field, businessmen ran towards the stage hoping to get their name. The announcer finished the unfinished sentence. '..meets ED. '

The other aspirants had to clap their hands as there were CCTV cameras all over the ground.

Adam's crotch

If you want to witness the strange sight of all the singers present in the chorus singing different Garba instead of one at the same time, visit the Vipakshi Garba Mohotsav.

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