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A court case of theft of one lakh rupees was going on on Pappu. Many days passed. A lot of arguments ensued. Finally the judge pronounced the verdict, 'Pappu is acquitted.'

Pappu agreed. The judge says, 'Do you have anything to say now?'

Pappu says, 'What can I say, Judge, you have arranged a Jalsa. Now I can spend that one lakh rupees wherever I want...!'

***


Four Bombays were drinking in a bar. Chunniprasad drank so much liquor that he slipped from the chair and fell on the floor. A man stared at him. Then he said, 'The rest of this Chunniprasad has to be said, Ho! He knows exactly when to stop drinking!'

***


Two snakes were talking. A snake says, 'Alya, are we poisonous?'

Another snake says, 'I don't know. Why?'

The first snake said, 'While I was eating, I accidentally filled my own tongue with food!'

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