It is a disgrace to democracy that voters turn from masters to devotees


- Agdam Bagdam-Baba Adam

- We may ask for votes in the name of Ram, but we cannot afford to be like Dasaratha

A group of leaders met to discuss the verdict in the defamation case.

A leader says, 'It doesn't matter if Doshi dies. But when the house should not be forgotten.'

Another leader says, 'Why, when did your house burn down? ED or CBI? Or not trapped in the NIA level?'

A third leader says, 'Additional Director Strategic Affairs level officials have the power to get involved at the NIA level. Not the work of ordinary leaders. '

The leader of the ruling party says, 'Warning! CBI and ED are angels, angels. Both of them are so efficient that Satyuga will come soon in the country. We will file a defamation case against them, yes! '

The second power leader yawned. 'Well, after Amrit Kaal there is still satyuga? I am informed by the IT cell of the party that now we have to call this Amrit period as Satyug.'

A leader was inspired. Man, in movies, the police strike last. In politics, CBI comes into the scene first and by the interval, when the accused leader defected, finally CBI becomes a side character from a hero. Calling any government agency efficient in this country is a huge insult to them. '

The hitherto silent leader says, 'First we make laws and then we make laws. If we do that, we should also amend the law of defamation. Let's add new definitions to it. For example, to call any government department or official or government banks or municipalities etc efficient will be defamation.'

A leader barely stops laughing and says, 'Make it a law that calling any leader true to his promise is also considered defamation. We may ask for votes in the name of Ram, but we cannot afford to be like Dasaratha.'

A leader says with indignation, 'Say something for the people too.'

This time, the leader of the ruling party said through Radmas, 'It is not possible to speak in public. Besides, it is true that in a democracy, the voter should be the owner, instead of being a devotee, it is a defamation of the democracy itself. '

There was a lot of laughter at this.

A leader says, 'This was a scene like 'Sholay'. '

Another leader says, 'Channa maro. If you say that, it will be considered a defamation of bandits.'

Everyone laughed again.

Adam's crotch

All Kathiawadis should come together and file a defamation suit against the hotels that are feeding garlic, oil and chillies in the name of Kathiawadis.

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