Kaki and the Congress left their hands at that time

- Unburdened fun - Akshay Antani

Went to uncle's house in the morning. I shouted from the doorway, 'Uncle is in the house...?' In response, (Ho)Balakaki shouted from the bedroom, 'Uncle's house is he still in uncle's house? What did uncle do in the morning? What stands on the threshold and shouts?'

I was pushed back two steps by the impact of the Kakistan surface-to-surface missile that shot out of Kaki's mouth. There, after bringing the aunt out in a wheel-chair, Pathukaka said softly, 'So far he has seen the will-power of the aunt, now see the power of the wheel-chair. How he cries even though his hand is broken!'

Seeing aunty's state, my mouth gasped, 'Hi hi... aunty, what happened?'

Uncle said, 'Yesterday your aunt went to the ladies club meeting wearing heeled sandals and dancing around. Slipped and fell in hotel lobby, sprained arm and injured knee. It was time to go around in a wheel-chair.'

I said, 'Kaki and Congress have the same zodiac sign, 'K' aunt and 'K' Congress have their 'hands' crossed.'

Pathukaka said, 'Now seeing that the saffron party with the 'hand' sign has started joining the party, I remember standing on a high hill and singing Gabbarsingh from 'Sholay': Thakur... Ye Haat Muze De De... Thakur, give me your hand...'

I said, 'Looking at the way the leaders are leaving the Congress, looking at the vacant headquarters of the Congress in the future, Gabbar Singh's dialogue from 'Sholay' will ask the question: Kitne aadmi te?'

The aunt, who had been silent until now because of the pain in her dislocated arm, said, 'Have you started talking about Rajakaran without caring about the pain in my dislocated arm?' Uncle replied, 'You have left empty-handed. The fact that not only the 'hand' marked party, but most of the party leaders have disappeared from the eyes of the entire public is considered a painful thing or not?'

I pressed my aunt's side and said, 'Aunty is in pain, just bear it. There's going to be pain until the hand bone joins, right?'

Kaka also said, 'The old party in the country is giving up their hands as if the movement has been torn off and their 'eternal' leader is leaving shouting slogans of 'Bharat Jodo... Bharat Jodo...'. Link someone's hand and explain that instead of raising slogans of 'Bharat Jodo', run to close the gate of the party camp.'

Uncle picked up a bottle of Ayurvedic oil lying on the windowsill and started massaging some oil on aunt's shoulders. I asked, 'Which oil is this?' Pathukaka read aloud the Hindi text of the label on the vial, 'Jodo ke dard ka ilaaj, Jodo ka dard means joint pain. Political pain has arisen in 'India' only due to the game of Todo-Jodo? That's why I always say that when fortune breaks, who chooses after one joint is broken?'

Aunty scolded in between, 'Now leave the talk of power-card. I don't have one hand, see? Don't you see how much my arm hurts?' Uncle said, 'Whoever has 'absolute' power like you has to suffer long and hard? In the name of such absolute power and position, the hands of the Mahalanara have become weak, that is why I am always reciting this rhyme, not a rhyme, but a rhyme that-

When the 'hand' is there

Previous khat (pat) hour,

(Chance) Sadhu Purusha

Don't get along...'

I said, 'Hundred percent true, this is a joke. When the 'hands' were shaken, everyone left the company and ran away.

Tata said, 'He who splits from this party to that party to get a share in power is not lucky, but do you know what it is called? Bhag-shali, and joining the Sattapaksha whose stains are washed away is called Daag-shali.'

I said, 'The whole stretch of the chair is going on? That's why a Hindi comic poet has punctuated the word democracy and wrote De-mohe-kursi.'

Pathukaka burst into tears and remembered the old story and said, 'In our Jhalawar, there was an old man in Rajgharana. This 'ton-bodied' old man had a great girth. In the morning, he sat in a sun lounger in the garden of the palace. When you stand up after eating sun, the chair of netar is also stuck to the back. At that time, the passengers ran and pulled the chair from behind and put it down. The same situation as monarchy is also seen in democracy? Everyone has to stick to the chair. That is why this country has become a chair-led country along with agriculture-led. Yes or no?'

I said, 'Actually, seeing the revenge being done for the sake of this chair, I feel like saying-

Vengeance is built for the sake of the chair

The desire for position and money goes from house to house,

Sacha does not get a seat to sit

and reserved chairs for the wrong.'

Pathukaka said, 'Isn't the game of musical chairs going on in politics? As soon as the election bell starts ringing, seeing an empty chair, the rush to sit on it starts. Each leader tries to pull the other's chair. Do fans of this Cher know what it's called? Cheran-jiv!'

I said, 'now there will be days when these 'cheran-jivi' leaders will start moving around in wheel-chairs like aunties, so that no one can pull a chair in politics without tie-breaking and chair-pulling policy.'

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