Congratulations! You get Bharat Ratna Award...
- Agdam Bagdam-Baba Adam
- Bharat Ratna if not Bharat Ratna, it is election season so government can give caste award to caste people.
Some people got message on mobile:
Your profile has been considered for the next Bharat Ratna Award. Click on the attached link and send your details.
Two or four people got tensed that our country is fine, but what has been done knowingly or unknowingly for our street or society that we get any award or favor.
One of them remembered that only yesterday he had taken a U-turn after coming out of the society and instead of going to the wrong side as usual, it might have been seen in the CCTV camera.
Others felt that this time he had taken the neighbor in a dish at the reception, but he did not let the grain go to waste at the expense of his own health. The information seems to have reached the government.
A teacher remembered that he taught the class for 40 minutes twice this week without telling a single joke.
A film star thought that while giving a shot in a previous film, he kept his face completely flat so that there were not too many wrinkles on his face, considered as good acting or not.
Two or four Facebook-savvy pundits have caught that 't' has been left in the Bharat Ratna Award nominations, but that is not a problem. Nowadays, good proof readers can be found everywhere, but we were eligible for the award yesterday, we are today and we will be tomorrow.
It happened to one of the bigotional speakers, but there is no Bharat Ratna award at all! But then, after asking the group of their special speakers, they all said that now is the election season, so the government can give different awards to different people. Bharatratna nahi ta te bhararatna, if you have won the lottery then don't think too hard.
All of them clicked on the link with the message. It asked for various details like name, address, Aadhaar card, bank account details etc. It was also given.
Within a short time, money was withdrawn from everyone's account and then received a return message that all of you who clicked on any link and gave all the details without thinking that your accounts have been lightly charged without the burden of balance.
Adam's crotch
If Bharat Ratna Award is really given to those who have become a burden for the country, then the maximum honorees are politicians!
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