Let's send Akshay Kumar back to Canada and make him the PM there

- Agdam Bagdam-Baba Adam

- We overthrow good governments, Canada's government is a game of pinball.

Five-seven party workers reached the office of the Ministry of External Affairs. Knowing that he was a party worker, the official of the foreign affairs department relented and asked, 'Tell me, in which country do you want to live? We use our diplomatic relations with any country to send you there. '

A worker is exhausted. 'Amrit Kaal is going on here in the country and you want to push us abroad. Still watching. People from all over the world are coming to live there. To get our resident visa, there will be such a struggle that you will have to work 18-18 hours. '

The official says enthusiastically, 'Yes... Yes... If one rupee becomes 40 dollars, that's bound to happen, no no. But by this time if you want to go anywhere and earn...'

'Look, we have a party to earn our money. Don't worry about it,' said another worker.

'Hey brother, your party has the entire government. Speak, what concern of yours do we have to take up? '

'These Canadians are so broke,' says one of the workers, chuckling. You may be trying your way, but if you hand it over to party people like us, we will lead them straight. Our expertise is in overthrowing the government. We overthrow the governments of good parties. Then for that even if you have to book any expensive resort, even if you have to take a plane to Guwahati. If you point at us once, we will immediately overthrow the current government in Canada. '

The officer started clapping. 'Great idea... no rahega bans, no bajegi bansuri. But after the current government is thrown out, who will we make the PM? '

'Akshay Kumar!' A worker exclaimed as if taking a toy out of his pocket.

Another activist says, 'Yes, we brought Akshay back to India with barely any persuasion, but now let's send today's Bharatkumar back to Canada. Akshay Kumar alone is enough for whole Canada. We will name this mission 'Mission AK-Canada'.

The officer takes a deep breath and says, 'Brilliant idea. There cannot be a better candidate than Akshay Kumar, but as you have worked for the party in our country, good workers and strategists will look before preparing the ground for Akshay. Let me get you a Canadian visa right away.'

"No, what is wrong with our country if we have to do such hard work?" the workers left.

Adam's crotch

Akshay's current song after giving up Canadian citizenship: Bhalhu Hoo Bhangi Janjal, Sukhe Bhajishun Srigopal