Be it Panchayat or Rajya Sabha, everyone has to do yes yes yes

- Agdam Bagdam - Baba Adam

- You got the wrong number this time, we find it every election

'Hello, you have been selected for the Rajya Sabha.'

'Let go, right now all the roads are jammed in Delhi due to farmers' agitation, I don't want to get stuck in that traffic. Later, if I get time, I will come. However, I have already seen the old Parliament House.'

'Hey brother, you don't understand. You have been chosen not to watch the Rajya Sabha, but to sit there. I am speaking from the party's Delhi office. After the final talk with you, let's declare the name now.'

'like this? I have heard that even so, most of those who go to sit in the Lok Sabha or Rajya Sabha or even in the Legislative Assembly come back after seeing the hall and tables there.'

'Leave your side talk, brother. This is your name in the mind of the high command. So it has been decided that you will contest the Rajya Sabha.'

'Then let it be. I have seen scenes on TV. Now even in the Rajya Sabha, pushing and shoving and all such things happen. I don't want to fight all that.'

'Hey, you're in the wrong trap. I meant to say that it is decided to make you a member of the Rajya Sabha. Like most top political leaders, this one doesn't really face the electorate. Just fill the form if the high command gives the green light. Directly unopposed.'

'Then what should I do?'

'You boss is a real man. So far none of those whom we have decided to make Rajya Sabha members have asked what we have to do as Rajya Sabha members? In fact, this is the Rajya Sabha, why does anyone even ask such a question? Let go of all those things. If you say yes, then we will reveal your name.'

'Where else do I have to say yes after saying yes to you to reveal my name?'

'Yes, now you understand. Now you have also qualified to become a member of Rajya Sabha, Lok Sabha, Legislative Assembly, Municipality or Gram Panchayat. You know that you have to do yes, yes, everywhere. We have brought a common culture from Panchayat to Parliament. Everyone was just doing yes, yes, clapping, clapping their plates.'

'So you mean to say that the people at the panchayat level have reached the parliament, eh?'

'Hey brother, let go. Wrong number seems to have been dialed. You don't seem to be Mahanubhav whom we had to call.'

'You have got the wrong number by mistake. We do it deliberately every election. There is no other option. What happens?'

This time the phone hung up with no answer.

- Adam's crotch

In our country, most parachutists fall during Rajya Sabha elections