New decree: If tomato is not enough, they should lick ketchup!

- Agdam Bagdam-Baba Adam

- Even a tomato knows that in this bhakti age, people are red-hot with anger, not love.

Finally, Samshyatma grabbed the tomatoes that had disappeared from the market, 'Lya what has it done? Why are your prices increasing by leaps and bounds?'

'Your identity? Tomato blushed.

'If you are asking Delhiwali, those poor people are still knocking the doors of other parties to get their identity. If you are asking about my identity, then understand, still in this country, we journalists have the right to ask questions, right! You will not make fun of that American media man.'

'Oh, no, no, I know. You are Godi Media. And first, leave this print language. You know we can't risk doing anything rash. Now we have 100 rupees per kg, now if we take a plunge, no one will take even 100 pieces for one rupee.'

'Oh, that makes you sound wise. Then why did it get involved in the opposition conspiracy to increase inflation?'

Hey media, if the opposition in the country was intelligent enough to make such conspiracies, it would be the ruling party and not the opposition. ok now If I got it wrong, the government does not count us tomatoes as inflation. Claims to have the lowest inflation in years, as our prices are never calculated. '

'Lya, the government has a lot of calculation work like how many citizens and how many voters and how many devotees.

So the Reserve Bank? Doesn't that count for me too?' Tomato reddened his eyes again.

Hey man, if the RBI stops the old notes and starts issuing new notes, then by changing the list of who is counted in inflation and who is not. '

'So, ask the Reserve Bank, why not a single note of my tomato color so far?'

'Well dear, let's do that. The green-yellow note of 500 is still in circulation. Let's declare that it has a raw tomato color note. '

'If you settle with that, I will start selling 500 rupees per kg. Then as the queen of France said that if people don't have bread they should eat cake, the government will also decree that those who can't afford tomato should lick catch up.'

'Lya, are you not afraid of public anger?'

'I know. Nowadays the Bhakti Yuga is going on. Now people blush with love and not with anger in any situation.' The tomatoes winked. Sanshyatma turned yellow and ran away.

Adam's crotch

Inflation is a witch. Only the weak-minded opponents and opponents can see it. Not to the Divine Holy Government and its supporters!