In the name of music, we have to sing: Nah-tu... Nah-tu...


- Unencumbered joy-inexhaustible antani

If a monkey is not a senior citizen, but a senior 'forestian', then the saying, Gulant na bhole, seems to be true after seeing the work of the uncle. My uncle and I were sitting in his living room when he suddenly stood up. The son is wearing pants with suspender straps sent from America i.e. pants with cross straps to prevent the trouser from falling down. These danced to the kitchen in suspender belted pants. Pa-tu... Pa-tu... Pa-tu... I shouted to uncle, 'The words to the Oscar-winning song are 'Natu... Natu... Natu' and what are you singing?' Pathukaka said, 'Hey brother, I am telling your aunt to drink tea - Pa-tu... Pa-tu... Pa-tu' because my head went up just listening to that song.'

(Ho)Balakaki yelled from the kitchen, 'Now stop such dancing at this age. A song like 'Natu Natu' may win an Oscar, but if you sing and dance in front of me, you will have to face my wrath, understand?' Uncle sat on a chair and said, 'See? 'Natu... Natu' gets an Oscar and I sing Pa-Tu... Pa-Tu then I get a Rosh-Kar award from your aunt.' I said, 'Oscarwala, who is ignorant of the rich Indian music, has given this award, but we have youths dancing to these kind of dhamalia songs in Varghoda or festivals? So 'Natu.... Natu' got the award, the minds of countless music connoisseurs have gone sour, so now it's time to sing: Khatu... Khatu... Khatu...'

Pathukaka scratched his head and said, 'I don't think ho rang rasiya but 'ho tang rusia...' to irritate 'ho jung russia...' the American gave the award to the song 'natu...natu...' Ram knows the rest.'

I asked, where did the talk of burning Russia come into this? Uncle said, 'Didn't you read it in print? Do you know where the song 'Natu... Natu...' was shot? In the palace of the president of Ukraine Zelensky, who is galvanizing against Russia with the help of NATO countries, including the United States. So America will be able to sing with tess after giving this award: Nato... Nato... Nato.'

I said, 'Uncle Oscar Jite is not, but Dil Jite is a true tune. Even though 60 years have passed today, the immortal song 'Awara Hoon... Ya Gardish Mein Bhi Asmaan Ka Tara Hoon...' is being sung in Russia? While the army of a European country is marching, the tune of Raj Kapoor's film 'Ichak Dana Beechak Dana Dana Upar Dana Ichak Dana...' is being sung?' Pathukaka said, 'What should Vasavaso do in this? The golden age of our film music is over. Today's music has consumed gold. Marketing is a scapegoat, throw money and watch the spectacle...'

I added, 'Even in Diara, currency notes are being flown and notes are being flown to get 'vote' during elections, so now when elections come, instead of 'Natu... Natu... Natu' song, 'Notun... Notun... Notun'. If the song is heard, it will not be said.'

A lyricist or a fitter who fits words?

'Chura Ke Dil Mera Goria Chali...', 'Dil Churaya Mera Kisne O Sanam Tune...', 'Chori Chori Jab Nazren Milli...', 'Chori Ka Ye Daur Hai Kismat Apni Aur Hai...'

After listening to the constant theft songs, I asked a retired police officer I know, 'How does it feel to hear the constant theft songs ringing in your ears?'

said the officer. "Thieves who get out of jail are trained in skills like carpentry and painting, but it is not said if any of them have entered the film world and written theft-related songs."

Movie people go to jail and jail people come to movies, so the police officer talked about it. If one gets to read such names of the singers giving an overview of the background from the names and nicknames on the same day, it is not said. Sanam Saja-puri, Alam Detainee, Parole Panipuri reformed from Chindichur and Chindivar wrote song stealing words.

The golden age of songs in films is long gone. Good singers have been replaced by fitkaros who fit words. One such 'fitter' is lurking in our society. After rushing from one studio to another, the water in the songs has also been drained. Met Mr. Panipati Sama yesterday. I asked, 'Panipati sir, are you going to the studio? Tell me, which song did you write?'

Panipati laughed and said, 'Nowadays we have to write a whole song and go to the studio. Let's take half a dozen hearts, half a dozen thefts, two dozen loves (the same amount of risk) and two numbers of shama-parwana in the book. The director and music director should fit the words to explain the situation.'

Wow, so the words fit after listening to the fit? What songs were there before! Hasrat Jaipuri's song 'Aaja Sanam Madhur Chandni Mein Hamtum Mile To Veerane Mein Bhi Aa Jaegi Bahar' is fun to listen to and what is being written today? 'Aaja agar tuze aana hai, mere bhi paas char aana hai...' Sahir Lughianvi penned a terrific piece in 'Pyasa': 'Jaane wo kaise log te jinko pyar se pyar milla...' and listen to the current love songs, 'Kambakht Ishq Hai Jo', 'Ishq Kamina Ishq Kamina.'

These songwriters have come from Surat, the land of original jokes, to cut love to shreds. Kambakht Kanpuri, Badnam Bihari and Napak Nagpuri have started writing lyrics while selling oranges.

Earlier songs had weight. Now the weight of the lyrics has shifted to the singer. 'Muz ko bhi tu lift kar de...' Adnan Sami's song makes one realize that it is not God's will to lift such a big body with a crane.

At present there is talk of monopoly in love songs. 'Tun mary ho ja jaanam, let the bridegroom go, jaanam.' Whereas in the earlier songs, the lovers came out with a big heart. At a slight bend, Prem takes out the road map from his pocket and proceeds on his own way, singing, 'Na tum bewafa ho na hum bewafa hain, Magar kya karen apni rahehen juda hain...'

In the lyrics, the lyricist has also hinted at why to remove the water drag, 'Teri Chunri Laherai Barsat Ho Gai...' If Narendra Modi had heard this song earlier, he would not have spent so much to bring Narmada water to the water shortage areas of Saurashtra. Dozens of chundis were thought to bring rain by waving them.

Poet Narendra, who has been writing dialogues and songs in Gujarati serials for some time now, cannot go beyond 'Naram' Darya. Words like sea, sand, boat, waves, tide, oat and shore keep popping up in his songs as if he has a new sea-sickness. Just now he recited to me the beginning of tile song of a serial, 'Palm... Palm has removed the sea...'

I finished the line, 'In that you became unsweetened...

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