If contact is not made, the avatar is lost


- Agdam Bagdam-Baba Adam

- There are also those who are proud that if you give our name to Khamanwala, they will give you two spoons of chutney more

A brother very intimately contacted Takubhai saying, 'Is there any contact in the railways? '

Takubhai says, 'Kharone. Whenever I see loose change, I always get it from a beggar on the train.'

The brother shook his head, 'Hey man, I want to confirm the seat. Any contact for that? '

Takubhai naively says, 'Let me ask that beggar. It has a daily traffic and it also saves all the staff in the railway, so it might be a match.'

'Then you don't have any contact. ' That brother hung up the phone loudly.

Almost everyone must have experienced something like Takubhai. Some job aspirants come to you hoping for some contact and then cut off contact with you if that hope doesn't materialize. Nowadays people keep in touch only with people who have many contacts.

Some have too high expectations. Suddenly you get a call saying 'Any contact in a super specialty hospital? ' You have a crush on your friend, 'What happened, something serious? "Hey, Sirius, it's like the cold doesn't go away from these four days. Took many medicines. Someone told me that you have contacts in many big hospitals, so I thought let's show this. Haak.. Shit..'

Not only in hospitals, people are making contacts in government offices, for admission in schools, to find house rent, to cancel license in RTO or to cancel challan in traffic police, for VVIP darshan in a pilgrimage. The funny thing is that if that Dhabubhai has a lot of contacts, the chances of that are more for all the brothers who keep contact with Dhabubhai than Dhabubhai himself.

Hey, even in such contact, there are those who take pride that we are in good contact with Gagabhai Khamanwala, go to his lorry and give our name, so he will give two spoons of chutney more. No

Some have good contacts in the entire market. Back to Vat, tell us, 'Whenever you want to remove debris, say it. Our good contacts in the whole kabaddi bazaar. Ask people who don't have any special contacts.

Adam's crotch

Contact is like love. If there is a transaction on two sides, it is not fun to leave the work on one side

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