Haha, now it's fun to dump all the blame on Shani!


- Agdam Bagdam-Baba Adam

- If given the task of picking vegetables at home, refusing saying that my Saturn is bad now, there are full chances of being cheated.

An employee came late to the office on Friday. Before the boss could ask anything, he said, 'Today Shani has moved.'

A man might lose his job due to Shani Nadava, but the boss did not understand how he could be late for work. The employee said with a smile, 'Nowadays there are a lot of news that Saturn has changed the sign, so in my mind Saturn is only Saturn. I think today is Saturday so it is a weekend holiday. That's why I was sleeping with a cool rug in this cold. The wife informed late that today is Friday, reach office. Otherwise whether Shani moves or not, the boss will definitely move. I said no, our boss is not as harsh as Shani. '

The boss stopped running for the day, but Shani is a boss who does not stop someone once he decides to run. Again everyone knows this nature of Saturn. So a Gujarati who votes for those who find opportunity in calamity can also turn the calamity of Saturn into an opportunity. For example, if you have a slight fight with someone, after cleaning your hands, say, 'Sorry, my Shani is heavy right now, so there is a lot of tension and anger in tension. '

If we owe money to someone, before the creditor calls, we should call him from the front saying, 'Someone has told me that, aside from paying off the old debt, now the new debt will increase tenfold.'

In the same way, even if you get sick after eating acharkuchar, you should wash everything on Shani with a lot of cleaning. 'We eat like this every day, but because of Shani we fell ill.'

If a vegetable grower eats rotten vegetables in the name of cheapness and gets angry at home, he should say that now my Shani is bad, there is a good reason to be deceived, so don't send me to buy vegetables.

However, this strategy can sometimes backfire. If you complain when you spend a lot of money on shopping, eating in restaurants, watching movies or going out on Sundays, the family members will say that till your Saturn is bad, Ravi will remain the same. Keep calm!

Adam's crotch

It is said that there are examples of some leaders who are Saturn's Panoti even reaching the MLA, Minister or Chief Minister. Meaning, if Saturn moves then it is true. In this case, the public did not care.

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