Wanted, P.P.D.Dhu. Shri 1000008 Censor Board Chief


- Agdam Bagdam-Baba Adam

- After watching so many useless movies, even a dinosaur's brain might melt

In the Censor Board, the minister, the censor office bearers had an urgent meeting with the producers.

The minister eyed the jumbo size scissors lying on the table of the censor chief and said, 'You don't have much to do with cutting, but such a stylish pair of scissors? Give me one too.'

The Censor Chief said with a winking eye, 'These scissors of our office are just like some ministers in the government who are there as a show piece without any work. Totally edgeless. Absolutely gorgeous.'

exclaimed the producer. 'Until now, we, the producers, believed that the censors have no intelligence, but after all the films like 'Adipurush', 'OMG-Two', 'Oppenheimer', the court, the government and the public are all saying that.'

The Censor Chief said, using his tongue like a pair of scissors, 'Bhai, we have a professional hazard, we have to watch the mindless films you guys are making, whether the public sees it or not. After watching so many useless movies, even a dinosaur's brain might melt. This is whether we are a strong species or still surviving.'

'One minute, one minute...' the minister felt that no one but himself had made such a long speech. 'Looking at the way you guys are doing the locha, it doesn't seem like you actually watch the whole movie, you just throw 'pass' coins straight away.'

'Sir, everywhere the Parliament is not like the Legislature that the budget and all other bills are passed without being read in full.'

The producer interrupted the fight, 'Sir, it's the same everywhere. Unqualified people become stars and even parliamentarians. Drop all that. Bring someone qualified to be a censor in the atlist.'

The minister was happy about this. 'Distribution of positions is our favorite activity. I believe that there is no P.P.D.Dhu as the Chief of the Censor Board now. Should be 108, no... no, 1008, no.. 1000008. He declares that the film is worth watching, then it's a joke to someone who drinks lime or tea. If we keep a lakh or so members in the remaining censor, all our dissidents, managers of award-seeking institutions, writers will all be saved.'

Another producer says in a daze, 'Sir, instead of that, make the producers who make films automatically members of the censors. We will cut each other's films so much that none of the films will be worthy of release. Na rahega bans na bajegi bansuri.'

On this other producers rushed to kill this producer. The Censor Chief shouted cut...cut... The minister put the scissors in his pocket and left quietly.

Adam's crotch

As the sole member-cum-chief of the censors, arrange a leader who is an expert in channeling even the most impetuous talk into public welfare. Then there will be no controversy for any film. There will be praise.

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