If someone lights it, someone burns it, if someone sees a wick, someone lights it

- Unencumbered joy-inexhaustible antani

- 'Vanthela var-nari-nari, the whole house-nari-nari-nari from trouble and fire-nari-nari like Oli Bambavalas... It should not be forgotten that 'nari' comes in those words too.'

Right now the leftists are not visible to the naked eye in the country and right wingers are found wherever you look. However, Pathukaka, who calls himself a staunch right-winger, is only good at eating! Adopting the motto "If you eat, you will be ready" in the morning, afternoon and evening, when you go to their house, they open the cans and eat like 'Daberi' instead of 'Daberi'. Say back but don't you know that I am a lifelong member of Bharatiya Jamta Party?

This afternoon, when I went to get the signature on the society form, my uncle sat down to have lunch. After putting four or five cockles in his mouth, Ochinta started shouting like a madman, 'Zat bambo call... Zat bambo call... Lhay is coming and some water is sprinkled.'

Aunt came running from the kitchen in a panic and asked in a trembling voice, 'Where is the fire? What burns? Tell me, right?' Then, while wiping the water coming out of his eyes and nose with a napkin, the uncle said, 'He filled it with dotha and pounded garlic and Guntur chillies to make such a pungent dish that his mouth burned as soon as he ate it, do you know? When your mouth starts to burn, you remember only Bambawala?' Aunt Sudarshan scolded, turning the tongs like a wheel, 'Now sit down, Bambawala, is there anything new that comes to sprinkle water in your burning mouth? Even the fire of Manipur cannot be extinguished, who will extinguish the fire of your mouth?'

After drinking water from the lota, as the inflammation subsided, my uncle looked at me and said, 'See? Once the witness of the fire comes back to the house, the bridegrooms are so prone to burning and burning that they don't ask. It has been going on since the Mahabharata period that it is not said when a woman becomes a 'Salgav-Nari', that's why when there is a fire somewhere, Bamba sounds the siren and when the ambulance rushes, listen carefully to the siren. will be heard.'

Uncle still finished the sentence when actually Bamba and ambulance arrived with sirens, there was a rush. When my uncle and I rushed out, we found that a fire had broken out in the air-conditioned marriage hall built opposite. My uncle and I were surprised to see that four uniformed Bambawalis had also arrived along with Bambawala. These firemen and fire-women first of all got the guests in the Lagan out and then put out the fire with water cannons. The assembled crowd applauded Bambawali and applauded Bambawali and chanted Jai Ambewali Jai Bambawali.

Pathukaka asked a Bambawala who was going to sit in Bamba, 'How did the fire start?' Pelo replied, 'What else is carelessness? In the air-conditioned marriage hall, notices are written everywhere that beware of fire, but five-six Janaiyas were smoking cigarettes, one of them threw the burning cigarette butt away and this caused the carpet to burn and catch fire, what else? What happens if the warning 'Beware of fire' is not heeded?'

After listening to Bambawala, Pathukaka elbowed me and said, 'Do you know what lessons can be learned from the marriage hall fire? Is there a warning written in the marriage hall or fire caution? It is not limited to the marriage hall, even after marriage one has to be careful. Aganjawala if done in the marriage hall and Lagan-jwala if done after the marriage.'

On my way back home, I said to my uncle, 'It is said that there are now women in the fire-brigade, is it true or not?'

Uncle said, 'In our society, people's minds have been filled with a wrong ghost that women are mostly responsible for a flint falling somewhere in the world, a happy world burning somewhere or a house being torn apart, but this is not the case. Even if the words are quarreling, quarreling, eating the head of the master, talking or threatening the master, all the words have 'woman' at the end, but it should not be forgotten that the bridegroom is often married. It should not be forgotten that ``woman'' comes in those words too, ``rescuing the whole house from trouble and burning fire like Oli Bambawalas.''

I said to my uncle, 'Our neighbor Hema Bhabhi's mother-in-law always says, Vat dekhade e-ma and wat lagde he-ma...'

Coincidentally, the club function was held in the hall next to the marriage hall where the fire broke out. Natharalal Nakatashree, the leader who gave the highest donation, was invited as the chief guest.

At the appointed time, Netaji arrived pompously with his elite retinue, and the uncle of the club president welcomed Netaji. He was led up to the dais and taken to the lampstand. Then Pathukaka said, 'Tell Netaji that Aapshree light the lamp... I elbowed my uncle in the ear saying that he should not light the lamp...' but there was no arrangement of candles to light the lamp, someone shouted that why would Netaji light the lamp without a candle? Then someone later said that Netaji could light a candle without a candle or even without a match, don't you know? Where did Netaji's cackling spoons make these fiery clashers die? After that Chamcha took out a match from his pocket and Natharalal humbly lit the lamp and people saluted Netaji with thunderous applause.

After the program, when uncle and I were coming home in a rickshaw, I scolded uncle, 'Organized such a big function and forgot to provide candles to light the lamp? It's a good thing that Netaji's spoon match came in handy otherwise you know how it will be wasted?'

Pathukaka said, 'Do I really know that Nathara leader and his spoons? He should never fall back on burning, be it lighting lamps with matches or burning houses in the population during riots. That's why you understand the meaning of matches used in burning or not, how many screams are heard when the houses of innocent people are burnt? A ma-chis is used for a mani chis.'

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Stains on the gutters

The fire is burning

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