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Spiderman proved to be an excellent computer programmer. how

Because he knew everything about 'web'. (Web means web!)


The senior doctor of the hospital called Ramanik who was working to supervise the ward.

Doctor: Ramnik, you can't come to the hospital wearing pajamas.

Ramanik: Why? Others wear pajamas.

Doctor: Hey man, those are all patients!


Sir called the newly joined female employee to his cabin.

Sir: Why did you leave the last job?

Woman: Sir, my boss said not to speak, ie.

Sir: What did your boss say?

Woman: Same as 'You are fired.'

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