The height of political circus clowns also rose

- Unencumbered joy-inexhaustible antani

Railway travel on vacation means traveling. Many get the benefit of 'reservation' by doing agitations, but people like us get suffocated even when we get railway reservation. If His Highness gets a berth, it will be like celebrating the birthday of 'Safar-Jan'. If he does not get a berth, he remembers God when there is a crowd, he has to sing bhajan with pride.

Me and uncle had to go to Gujarat urgently and barely got a RAC (Reservation Against Cancellation) berth in the night train. My uncle and I sat together like a flower do a gardener like a seat full do a walli. During the election, two leaders were fighting for one seat. As the night began to fall, we began to feel inclined. Uncle used to sleep with a blanket. I showed discretion and said, 'Uncle, don't mind, lengthen your legs.' Uncle said, 'What makes the legs long? These railwaymen have extended the concessions of senior citizens like us by canceling them, who will extend their legs now?'

I said to my uncle, 'We are lucky that we don't have to extend our hands to the whole world like Pakistan. Look at that foreign model, she had to spend millions of rupees to lengthen her legs, you know?'

Uncle said, 'I read! Originally from Germany, the model went to Russia to lengthen her legs and spent one and a half crores. Remember when Russia overran all of Germany during the World War?'

I reminded Pathukaka, a devotee of Raj Kapoor, of the scene of the thinguji and lanky clowns in the circus in the movie 'Mera Naam Joker' and said, 'In earlier times, the height of the clowns was increased by tying bamboo to their legs and long palm-like clowns used to entertain people, you know?'

Giving a political twist to this, Pathukaka said, 'Just as circus clowns used to increase their height by tying their legs with bamboo, now in the Great Indian Circus of politics, there are many dwarf leaders who climb on the shoulders of others to increase their height, but circus clowns and these short shoulders There is a change in the clowns of politics increasing the height. Circus clowns make people laugh by increasing their height, while political circus clowns increase their height and trap. Height is seen in circus clowns whereas in political circus clowns both height and cunning are seen.'

Hearing my uncle's voice, I said, 'What good will a leader who sits on a high seat after gaining height do good for the people? What an exact doho Kabirji wrote centuries ago for such a hujuria, a laborer doing the gratuitous labor of spoiling the elder's butter, and a palm tree-like leader! Listen you:

Bada hua to kya hua

jaise pad dates,

Panthi ko bhi chaya nahi

The fruit is too far away.'

Sitting on a seat, my legs got stiff, so I stretched my legs a little and hit Pathukaka's head. The uncle, who blinked awake at the sound of footsteps, turned and hit Raj Kumar's dialogue from 'Pakeezah': 'Aap ke panv dekhe, bahot maile hai, inhe zamin mein rakhi, zamin maili ho jayegi...' then added, 'This is 'Pakeezah'. Nay, this is the dialogue of 'Thaki-ja' describing our condition.'

I laughed and said, 'Uncle, when you travel in Janata Kalas, the mail comes out? That's why rail cars are named Saurashtra Mail, Gujarat Mail...'

When we came back after completing this annoying train journey to Gujarat, uncle said while getting down at Mumbai Central, 'This is my final journey, now go without reservation.' Hearing this I said, 'See? Are you also in favor of reservation like the head of the country? There is nothing but reservation for seat, politics and power.'

After coming home and drinking strong sweet tea from my aunt, I told my aunt about the model, how the foreign model spent millions of rupees to get her legs lengthened and underwent a drastic operation to pull the bones. Hearing this, the aunt said, 'That foreign lady wasted millions of rupees. If you had come to India and stepped into politics, would you have been dragged for free? A foreign lady has already come here and gained experience in politics?'

I said, 'Aunty Hollywood nutties (and not-nuts) not only get leg lengthening surgery, but many also take out multi-million dollar insurance on their beautiful long legs, you know?'

(Ho)Balakaki laughed and said, 'Hollywood nutties may take out crores of insurance to maintain their beautiful long legs, but it's time for a Mumbaigara like us to take out leg insurance before walking on the potholed road. That's why I say that in Mumbai it's like walking with three senses - Yamaraja's 'unbreakable' pada, raging fares and potholes everywhere.'

Uncle said, 'The condition of the roads of the world is the same as the roads of Mumbai. Do Kadam Tum Bhi Chalo Do Kadam Hum Bhi Chale... As the bride and groom move forward, due to potholes on the road, they start walking by saying, "You are on your way and I am on my way." There is no knowledge of that.'

I said, 'Uncle, now there are even cases of getting separated for something as trivial as kicking a leg from a little um! Do you know what reason the foreigner wife gave to the court for divorce from her husband? He said, my husband has a habit of kicking in his sleep, speak.' The uncle laughs and says, 'The husband who does not dare to raise his hand on the son-in-law while he is awake, then he would be burning himself by raising his leg in his sleep?'

I said, 'Uncle, where are the sustainable marriages now? You get a one-year guarantee or warranty for mobile, but not for marriage. That is why we have to say that seeing haphazard and opportunistic love relationships being made and broken -

Leave for air travel

And reach the air-kick,

No word on when

The visit turned into a punch-kick.'

Having said this, I added, 'Uncle, currently living in an 'objectionable' situation in our neighborhood, Vaju Vandha wanted a village girl, but Height was not a match for the matter. The girl is six feet... tall like a reed and five feet wide. Due to Vaju's strong financial position, the bride's parents wanted to marry her anyway, but Vaju did not believe it. He was stuck on one thing that 'I am short and how tall is the bride? Why does it match?' The bride's father, putting the last vow, said, Hey Vajukumar, marry my bride once, tell me if it doesn't take long....'

end-speech

Who asks in politics

Honesty or integrity?

Need to climb higher

artificial height and

Natural cowardice.