Sensation for party candidates

- Agdam Bagdam-Baba Adam

- They are welcomed by cheering without brain racing

The party started taking sense to decide the candidates for the Lok Sabha elections, 'Say, why should we make you a candidate?'

'I am aware of the issues in my local constituency.'

The candidate left with a 'Let's go next...' boom. Others came. 'Speak, what will you do for the next five years?'

'My dream is to develop my area. Everywhere there should be plaques of launch, inauguration by me.'

'O brother, then where will we kill the plaques of the high command? Let's go next...'

'Yes, so what are your qualifications?'

'Hey you don't recognize me. I have been a party worker for 40 years. When the party was established, I have done the work of spreading carpets and painting mural sutras in the meeting of the maholla level, I have gone from street to street in my area to form an organization, so I think that this time the party

my appreciation...

Sannishthashri shouted before he could go further, 'Let's go next...'

'Speak, do you want to say something?'

'Hey sir, I am famous as the best speaker. People become so mesmerized by listening to my speech that they forget the right points of the opposition or our wrong points. And for us, a top-to-bottom good speech is a great qualification, isn't it?'

shouted again. 'Let's go next...'

'Speak, tell me about yourself.'

'Brother, I am a scholar of law. I am a constitutional expert. I have knowledge in parliamentary proceedings. I will be able to speak on the finer points in the debate on the bill in Parliament. All minor provisions, previous precedents...' said the contender

Before staying -

'Oh, it's so hot, yawning, let's go next... speak now quickly.'

'Sir, I just came to see you guys. Other than that, I have no ambition, skills, qualifications, studies, organizational experience, resources, committed votes, nothing.'

'So what are you doing at the party?'

'That's it, to forward, like, repost every post of the party high command and to praise and defend every decision of the party and the government. Remain silent everywhere else. No place to run your brain. To clap and cheer wherever called for in party functions.'

'Very good... welcome, welcome as a future MP.'

Adam's crotch

Those who are not named while taking sense but get ticket are called 'Non-Sense' candidates?