It is okay if there is a lapse in security, there is a big fear that the election is near

- Agdam Bagdam-Baba Adam

- Give Bravery Award to every MP the day before he is elected

A few MPs gathered in the lobby of a five-star hotel in Delhi for a coffee-paying discussion.

MP 1: Man, at the risk of our lives we serve the public, the people do not know anything.

MP 2: My idea is to bring a proposal to give Bravery award to whoever gets elected on the first day. Leaving all the safe chains of the world and thus resting dangerously in the Parliament is not the work of a coward.

MP 3: It would have been fun if the crowd gathered in the election meeting. Even if four people come to present after being elected, they feel scared.

MP 4: First fear of getting a ticket or not, then fear of getting elected or not, fear of having to participate in a debate after being elected or the public coming to give a memorandum, fear of missing five years to understand the geography of the constituency and Parliament House, five years complete. Fear of not getting the ticket back in the election after it is done. Is this any life?

MP 1: Ministers and other VVIPs get plus security of caste X, Y, Z, then we must get security of at least 50 bouncers for every MP. Especially after two-three years of elections. Look at that Sunny Deol picture punches a hundred villains together, but even that jawamard doesn't risk stepping foot in his constituency after being elected.

MP 5: In my view the regular five year election is the biggest lapse in the security of honorable MPs like us. See, there is an election for any position in our party organization? Even so, the party is going first class. If not a lifetime member of parliament, then it should be something like a 20-25 year term. And if five years are to be kept, an army of counselors must be provided from day one to brave the bouncers.

On this, all the MPs thumped the table and spoons bounced, so the hotel staff came running.

The manager says, 'Sorry, sir. We know you are all disturbed by the huge lapse in Parliament security right now. You can do the same thing here, sir, as you vandalize the house. We are also the people of this country after all. We will bear all the losses caused by you.'

One MP fumed, 'You stupid manager, you think we are sitting here worrying about a major lapse in Parliament's security? Brother, we are scared that this election is so close.'

Saying this, the MP cried. Other MPs also joined in. The manager ran to get a roll of tissue paper.