Leaders' vision for Diwali cleaning!

- Agdam Bagdam-Baba Adam

- In our party, even breathing is made into an event

'Hello, are you speaking from the party office?'

'We are in the party office, but it is forbidden to say anything in the party.'

'Look, don't talk so hard. This has worked for us.'

'Alright then. We have arranged the system in such a way that people call the party office first for government work. Then the order goes from the party office to the government. We have made the government a true servant.'

'Whatever it is. This time we don't have our regular sevak cleaning in Diwali. Your clean India videos were seen a lot on social media. If you are so passionate about cleaning then come to our home for Diwali cleaning this time. '

'Look, the invitation won't work on the phone. Print a cool invitation with names of ministers, MPs, MLAs, party office bearers and lastly Bapda Bichara officials.'

'Hey, but this is no event.'

'See, in our party even breathing is made into an event. We don't sweep Amatha, we have to make a lot of adjustments.'

'for example ?'

'Look, get four-five cameramen, videographers and even drone operators to take photos from different angles. You'll need two dozen brooms. High quality photogenic broom.'

'But, we run the same broom for years and years.'

'If you want to do a spectacular cleaning, you will need 50 brooms for five square inches of space.'

'Not Possible.'

'What not? Even the garbage of the house, the cameraman says, the best angle has to be arranged according to the lighting.'

'Is that a bit of a decorative piece?'

'Yes, good reminder of the decoration. Just arrange a grand mandap, flowers, mic.'

'Mike, there's no announcement to be made in this. '

'Hey, we will take a douche from there and then give a speech that the Diwali cleaning of this house has been done with the vision, unique inspiration, unique inspiration and guidance of our great leader. '

Diwali cleaning is done for generations. Where did the vision come into that?'

'All those old things are over. Even the smallest cockroach in immortality has the vision of our leader for the coming thousand years behind it.

'Remembered from Vanda. Will you do pest control?'

'Hey, this cleanliness campaign is also a complete copy-paste of Gandhibapu's idea which we completely control.'

'I am talking about the pest.'

'Yes, look, common people, we have only the Shudra insect, and we have kept it under amazing control.'

The phone hung up with the sound of a broomstick.

Adam's crotch

Public will do Diwali cleaning, leaders will litter the village with Diwali greeting cards.