Investing in the stock market or in-laws with the understanding of taxes will not create opportunities

- Unencumbered joy-inexhaustible antani

ST late at night in a village in the interior of Maharashtra to enjoy a tribal festival. Reached by bus. An unknown village and in it the night has fallen. In this, the rickshaw goti was in a dilemma of how to reach the hotel, there five-six people who got off the bus with me came to help, rickshaws were called from many places. Six of us got into a rickshaw. A villager who seems a bit educated says, 'Seeing that there are share-e-rickshaws in the city, we also have them in our village?' I burst into the crowd and said, 'Is this share-e-rickshaw or share-e-siksha? Reaching the hotel in a rickshaw is called share-e-shiksha?'

Hearing my talk, the smart villager who seemed educated said, 'Do you have share-e-siksha like share-e-rickshaw in Mumbai? It is called share-e-siksha when it is the turn of those who invest without thinking in the stock market to suffer shared punishment?'

The rickshaw puller dropped me off at an old Purani hotel at the end of the village. There was an open field around and it was pitch dark so the location was not realized. I was tired, 'Maili Chadar Odh ke Kaise Dwar Tumhare Awani...', Maili Chadar Odhi fell asleep humming the bhajan. As soon as the morning broke, instead of the usual crowing of the rooster, the goat began to bleat. Looking through the window, we saw not one but hundreds of goats in the field. Immediately Bell called my manager and asked what is this? The manager replied, 'Sir... it's a tribal festival! For that purpose, the goat market is filled, the stock market is filled in your Mumbai and such a goat market is filled in our village, understood?' I laughed and said, 'My brother who invests in the Mumbai stock market, when he takes a big hit, the 'share' becomes a goat, you know?'

After coming to Mumbai, Pathukaka talked about goat market and stock market. Pathukaka said, 'If, brother, you should know how to invest, otherwise you will end up empty-handed? Rest in the stock market, sometimes there is recession and sometimes there is boom, if you feel sad, you should save it... right? This is the case of Amitabh Bachchan. Despite being the child of a boom, how did you have to see a severe recession? Have you sat back or not?'

I suddenly remembered that there is a 100% water cut today, so I said to Pathukaka, 'Hello, when Pathukaka and I left the society after taking a bath in the municipal swimming pool with a towel on our shoulders, we met two or four neighbors who were returning from a morning walk. He assumed a serious expression and asked 'Who has gone?' The uncle replied, 'You live so close yet you don't know who has gone? When the water is gone, we go for a swim in the swimming pool.' The neighbor said, 'Then do it, we will come, we will all wash together.'

I laughed and said, 'When the real recession hit, didn't they all have to go together? There will be no problem if we keep the practice of washing together in order not to feel a strong shock when such a blow occurs again in the future. Otherwise, when investing in the stock market, one motto should be Gokhi or sometimes Diwali and sometimes Mandi-wali.'

Uncle echoed my words and said, 'Not only the stock market, but when you do business in any other market, you must be mentally prepared for erosion, because do you know what the word business is made of? Dhan-Dho, Dho means the loss of money and if you don't lose courage, there will be profitable investment.'

While coming back after swimming in the swimming pool, we were approached by a Kutch Madu Jakhubhai who lives in our own society. A bandaged head and a fractured arm in a sling. We asked, 'Jakhubhai what happened?' Jakhubhai said calmly, 'Without thinking, I went and stopped my brother-in-law in Pierre. Uncle asked, 'Which village in Kutch did the daughter-in-law's village invest in?' Jakhubhai replied, 'Adhoi Game.' Uncle spoke from his teeth, 'The name of the village has been washed away by the stubborn son-in-law who invests without thinking!'

I taught Jakhubhai, 'If you don't want to be sad, invest wisely and you won't be disappointed. Remember these four lines-

In the stock market or in-laws

If you invest wisely,

Then never happen

Chance of a death blow.'

Eating, drinking and bathing online

There was a drama, 'Maro line to tabiyat fine.' This title can be slightly amended to say, 'Be in line then health fine and trap online then immediately fine (penalty).'

Recently a Talbaj advertised online that 'Gherbetha Karo Gangesan for only 500 rupees. We will send Ganga water home in a bottle.' Lured by this ad, people who pretended to be uncles sent five hundred and five hundred rupees. In about ten days the bottle arrived at the uncle's address, the bottle filled with some lukewarm water. Uncle called Chalbaj, fuming, 'Why did you pay five hundred rupees and send such dirty water instead of Ganga water? Is this Ganga water or sewage?' Chalbaj replied sternly, 'Don't you know how much the Ganges has become polluted? Even though the government spends crores of water, where has the water been purified? Silently pour the water from the bottle over your head and take a Ganga bath, we have put a sticker on the bottle which says: Ram Teri Ganga Maili Ho Gaye, Papiyon Ke Pap Dhate Dhote Dhote...' On hearing this answer, the angry uncle broke the bottle and shouted, 'My Beto bathed online.'

I said to uncle, 'Uncle, nowadays everything is online. Ordering food online, booking trains online and even taking a bath online when you're stuck in a rut. Now sing in Saigal Sahib's voice: Hum ji ke kya karenge on-line hi loont gaya....'

Kaka saw a video on the mobile while wondering how Gathio got trapped online. Then he showed me and said, 'How do these helpful young men catch and bathe the lunatics wandering around the house?' After watching the video, I said to my uncle, 'The madman has to be caught and bathed by His Highness. When a smart or a half smart like you are easily duped by online scammers. Now don't wash yourself with fake Ganga water and turn to the Golden Globe award winning song 'Natoo... Natoo... Natoo' that you all sing to the chorus: 'Nah-tu... Nah-tu... Na- was...'

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Where 'trapped' a Gujarati

There is perpetual panic.